75 Detroit Lions Fantasy Football Team Names for 2024, According to A Local

By Brandon Justice
September 17, 2024 05:08pm
Fact Checked by Editorial Staff
Best Detrpot Lions fantasy football team names

Looking for the perfect Lions fantasy team name for the new season? I'm a local Lions fan with nearly 30 years of experience supporting them, so their recent success has me more excited for sports betting and fantasy than any other year. 

Since the team has several star players and I play in so many leagues, I polled the biggest fans I know and built this list of Detroit Lions fantasy team names. 👇

75+ Lions Fantasy Football Team Names

The Detroit Lions are firmly in championship contention as the No. 4 team in the latest NFL Power Rankings. 

With so many stars on the field, it was easy to come up with nearly 100 different ideas for your team. 👇

  1. Kneecap Biters
  2. Free JaMo!
  3. One Pride, Two Tears
  4. Goff Me Bro!
  5. Hutched Up, Buffed Up
  6. MCDC Meatheads
  7. What Up, Doe?
  8. Catcus Jack Fox 
  9. No Kicker Necessary
  10. Honolulu Blues
  11. Motor City Kitties
  12. 4th Down Clowns
  13. NOT The Same Old Lions
  14. Built Ford Tough
  15. You're Gonna Hear Me Roar
  16. No Bark, All Grit
  17. Restore the Roar
  18. Cardiac Cats
  19. The Lion Kings
  20. 8 Mile Style
  21. 1 PM in Detroit
  22. Heart of Detroit
  23. Don't Be Hatin
  24. The Goff Father
  25. Ja-red Goff
  26. I Went To Jared
  27. Shake It Goff
  28. Goff My Lawn
  29. They Not Like Goff
  30. Let's Go Goffing
  31. Goff 3:16
  32. Dan Campbell's Nuts
  33. For All The Goffs
  34. Amon A Boat
  35. Amon Ra Doggin
  36. Amon-Ra Remembers Everything
  37. Amon a Mission
  38. Amon Your Mom
  39. Livin' Amon-Ra Prayer
  40. Starsky & Hutch
  41. The Hutch Touch
  42. Hutch, Please
  43. Hutch's Mom Has Got It Going On
  44. Hutch's Sacks
  45. Hometown Heroes (for home league champions)
  46. Do You Believe in Jahmyricales?
  47. Jahmyr Never Broke My Heart
  48. Gibbay!
  49. Gibb It to Me Baby
  50. Run Jahmyr Run!
  51. Fridays & Jahmyr's
  52. Baby Back Gibbs
  53. Jahmyr I Go Again On My Own
  54. Gibby Neutron
  55. Gibb Me The Loot!
  56. LaPorta Potties
  57. Livin La-vida-Porta
  58. LaPort-nite
  59. The Tight Ends Department
  60. LaPorta Johns
  61. Sam I Am
  62. LaPorta House
  63. LaPorta Patrol
  64. Jameson & Coke
  65. WaymoTron Williams
  66. 'Mo Jaymo, 'Mo Problems
  67. Parlay JayMo
  68. The Sun God & His JameSON
  69. The David Montgomery Brawl
  70. David QUADgomery
  71. David Beat Goliath
  72. Monty's Pythons
  73. Million Dollar Penei
  74. A Penei for Your Thoughts
  75. Sewell Me Once
  76. I Penei The Fool!
  77. Kneecap Hunters
  78. Kicker? I Barely Know Her
  79. I Hate Kickers
  80. Campbell's Kneecap Soup
  81. "Say It Like You Want To Say It!"
  82. Gritty Grinders
  83. Grit City Gladiators

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Top 5 Lions Fantasy Team Names

These are my five favorite Lions fantasy team names for 2024:

  1. Jared Goffense: That's my quarterback!
  2. Bite Club: Specifically kneecaps.
  3. Obey the Sun (PPR) God: Your favorite cornerback answers to him.
  4. The Lions Won Again: Only the real ones know Gmac Cash.
  5. The Ghost of Matt Patricia: Not really but really.

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Brandon Justice
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Brandon Justice is a Writer, Commercial Editor, and Fact Checker for BetMichigan.com. He also writes about the Michigan Wolverines & Detroit Lions, two teams he spent seven years covering professionally. Additionally, the Metro Detroit, Michigan native has covered numerous sports betting perspectives, including everything from analysis & daily picks to reviews & guides.

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